Chapters 1 2 3 4 5 5a 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15-16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
Chapter 1: Bad Moon Rising.
In which the scattered children of the Count of Surrexus gather and learn of the treachery that threatens their House.
Chapter 2: Dirty Laundry
Our heroes discover a suspicious band of armed men lurking near their hunting lodge.
Chapter 3: Who Let the Dogs Out?
The party sets out for the Falls of Bashan, where they hope to set a trap for Sir Terrens. But four strange wolves dog their path...
Chapter 4: Take Me To the River
The party ambushes Sir Terrans as he attempts to cross the stream beneath the Falls of Bashan.
Chapter 5: Beer For My Horses
The party gets their first bit of pay-back against the Bad Guys, then sets out for the capitol city of Rostilla. On the way they run into their uncles, returning to Surrexus with two bodies.
Chapter 5a: Papa Don't Preach
Leyna confronts her father.
Chapter 6: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
After dealing with some bad room service, the band faces uncles Larentius and Martialis.
Chapter 7: Take a Letter, Maria
Titus and Marius ogle young priestesses in Birus and the troop sends its letter.
Chapter 8: Mortal Kombat
The band heads to Altus Heights, intending to scout out the temple of Lil that's there. Once they arrive, they decide to just slaughter everything instead. Much carnage ensues.
Chapter 9: Leaving on a Jet Plane
Many goodbyes at Molossus -- to aunts, uncles, grandparents, and the dead. The party struggles to decipher the cryptic letters they looted from the Temple of Lil.
Chapter 10: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
After a polite dinner and chat with two representatives of the Order of St. Cavallius, the evening degenerates into chaos and confusion. Something odd is happening in Tillaford -- and it probably has something to do with the noblewoman the party finds fleeing for the south gate...
Chapter 11: Band On the Run
The party searches desperately for young Mores, as Tillaford goes on full alert.
Chapter 12: With a Little Help From My Friends
A reunion with a long "lost" ally and a whole lot o' research. And baths. And bacon.
Chapter 13: One Way or Another
A pack of soul-sniffer demons make the mistake of tracking down the party.
Chapter 14: The Handsome Cabin Boy
The party heads north for Harrans aboard the Skipping Stone, under Captain Raff Skunk-biter. And as the days while away, the talk turns to... pretty boys.
Chapters 15 and 16: Eve of Destruction
After long talks in Harrans, the Skipping Stone sails for the Elven Forests. The elves assure the band that they shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about the Sebetu. Everything's fine, everything's under control...
Chapter 17: Money
The party attends the Viridian Fair. Their manic shopping spree is, alas, periodically interrupted by trivialities. Like a summons from the Empire's secret police... a butter-fingered liche... and more unclean dreams sent by everyone's favorite anti-paladin.
Chapter 18: Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)
In which our valiant heroes spend an entire evening opening a box in a wall... and then killing what pops out of it.
Chapter 19: Down Among the Dead Men
The band travels to the Altanian village of Noricus and begins their exploration of the Dead City of Hakarim.
Chapter 20: Break On Through (To the Other Side)
In the bowels of Hakarim, the troupe finds a familiar vampire, a deadly mist, and a plot to destroy the souls of an entire city.
Chapter 21: Birthday
Returning to Viridistan, the party gathers news from Rostilla and celebrates Marius' coming of age.
Chapter 22: The Real Slim Shady
The Council of the Order of St. Cavallius finally assembles... but one of these paladins is not like the others.
Chapter 23: What Would Brian Boitano Do?
The band tries to find a way to rescue Sir Daciens, a young paladin on trial in Rostilla.
Chapter 24: Dude Looks Like a Lady
Young Sir Daciens is rescued -- and the party comes up with a radically new way to embarass their evil aunt Surilla.
Chapter 25: Rats in the Cellar
Having captured the drunken General Corresanti, the band flees Rostilla -- only to find their escape blocked by a peculiar swarm of vermin.
Chapter 26: Light My Fire
The first of Surilla's revenge... and the journey north is interrupted by a dragon and her brood.
Chapter 27: Would You Lay With Me (In a Field of Stones)
Battered and bloody, the party limps to Corresanti for a confrontation with the Count... and a wedding.
Chapter 28: Having My Baby
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes... a surprise at the Festival of Harvest.
Chapter 29: A Man of Constant Sorrow
The party accompanies Prince Oshan back to his homeland, Dulsanius.
Chapter 30: People Are Strange
Still playing bodyguard, the band travels to the odd realm of Sobel Ka -- the Land of Topless Women.
Chapter 31: Short People
The party manages to arrange an audience with King Morradin of the Dwarves.
Chapter 32: One of Us
Leyna goes to the Holy Mounds, seeking to become a paladin.
Chapter 33: Beatin' the Odds
After a brief visit to the Golden House, the band travels to Invictus... and encounters the Mother of All Black Dragons.
Chapter 34: Billy Don't Be a Hero
Visions warn that Lucellus is about to get himself damned in a futile attempt to save Mores. Can the troupe drive some sense through his hideously thick skull?
Chapter 35: Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song
Horror after horror unfolds as the band assaults Ossarius. And the carefully laid plans of mice and men go awry.
Chapter 36: Nemesis
There's no rest for the blessed. Undead abominations (and a familiar necromancer's minion) attack the band while they sleep.
Chapter 37: Turkish Song of the Damned
It's executions all around -- and then the party finally assails the Black Ship.
Chapter 38: Hell Is For Children
The paladins recover Mores. Or, what's left of him.
Chapter 39: Come To My Window
The day of Equestria dawns. The troupe invokes the Gods' blessing and attempts to recover their father's skull.
Chapter 40: Stand By Me
The band attempts to cleanse the Shrine of the Fundati, and has a run-in with their favorite aunt.
Chapter 41: Heard It Through the Grapevine
News comes as Rostilla falls into riots, and family members need to be evacuated.
Chapter 42: Our House
The Surrexi return home to give their father a proper burial.
Chapter 43: Total Eclipse of the Heart
As the sun grows dark, the Gods send visions to their faithful followers.
Chapter 44: Bungle in the Jungle
The band takes a quick trip to Altania to recover the Altanians that Surilla betrayed to the drow.
Chapter 45: Take the Money and Run
After a visit to Damaskina, the elvish capitol, the Surrexi commit a robbery with daunting implications...
Chapter 46: Free For All
Fallen Grand Master Theodosius shows up to reclaim the Council Blade that the party "liberated"...
Chapter 47: Safety Dance
The party arrives in the Dus Lands to investigate the mystery of "five upon five."
Chapter 48: She's In Love With the Boy
Conversations with an ancient ghost -- and a very unexpected proposal of marriage.
Chapter 49: Highway to Hell
Following the mysterious elvish trods, the party finds itself abruptly dumped in the Fallen Lands.
Chapter 50: The Twilight Zone
Marooned in the Fallen Lands, the Surrexi investigate the ruins of Tell Barrak.